Test. The whole point of this is that, if you test positive, you can reduce your cancer changes to single digits, lower than the rest of us, if you have to have the surgery. Are there difficult parts to this? Yes, major surgery is difficult. But, dying from cancer is a lot more difficult. And you can always adopt,…

That $^*%$*$*$*( muther*^&)^))^%er.

Yikes, no. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure no one saw anything but the receptionist, who looked a little disconcerted.

I love Orphan Black. It's really great. I'm behind by one episode. I can't wait to catch up.

I remember once I decided to go to the school health clinic for the annual exam. Cheap! Easy! On the table, feet in stirrups, and things ready to go when the junior nurse in training got confused about something and bolted out the door for the doctor with "Just a second!" Did I mention my crotch was facing the door?…

A rooster?!? Maybe you should reconsider that part about "all murdering aside." In regards to the rooster, of course.

I agree. OCD or not, he isn't being forthcoming about a medical issue (the OCD), which is vital to good relationship communication OR he doesn't have OCD and is just an asshole OR he has OCD but is an asshole for 1) not telling her 2) making it her fault because he finds her particular vagina disgusting. So, really,…

They won't be attracted to it because it sort of fades away, including smell, leaving only lovely cleanness.

It's not bad. It only lingers for about ten minutes. Then, it just smells clean. Whatever that means.

Vinegar is seriously best regular cleaner ever. Kills pretty much all germs. Gets rid of most smells. Super, duper like under a dollar cheap for several gallons. It is my go-to cleaner.

I can see your points. I think the main thing learned here, by the students, is 1) not on campus and 2) older people see things differently from you. I have to admit I cringe at twerking and at some of these girls, whose pants are entirely transparent. But, would I vote to suspend them? NO. I'd make them do a PSA…

Okay, while some of this is utterly useless, like the drink dispenser thing, most of the clothes are pretty cute. I like Modcloth for their affordable dresses. And their terrific return policy.

I think the disciplinary part was the on campus, using campus equipment part. If it had been off campus, I'd be raising my eyebrows a bit more and demanding a better explanation.

Nooo!! Stop it! no more puns!!!!!! ack!!! heh

I still think suspension is a dumb punishment. Instead, it should be staying after school and doing work of some sort. I see why they did it. To the older generation, they are standing on their heads and thrusting their hips like they're having crazy tantric sex. I realize the younger generation sees it as dancing,…

"to twerk it out"

I have that shirt. Best shirt ever. Your wife's friend was a moron, and you're well rid of her.

Braggart/Backhanded Compliment Parent. Those guys suck.

That is going to be some cheezy badness goodness. I laughed when Frances approached looking all Ye Olde Abercrombie and Fitch.

I know! It's not super clandestine at all. Maybe she's laughing in sheer amazement at the vagina on her chest.