Also, and again, I'm going to be yelled at for this, but some of her storylines with women, especially Scandal but also Grey's ... have been a bit funky. I feel like some of the relationships are straight-up abusive, and the women keep coming back for more. It's not a good look.

She's done some terrific stuff with entertainment. And a woman in her position is rare, so yay!

I know. I was applauding your comment. Sorry if it came off strangely.

This is actually easy. Just respond with "Okay. When we go out from now on, you're on your own. You're right. You're an adult, and it's your decision how much you drink and who you see. However, I will be making an exception if you drive after drinking every time, because of the other people in the world. So, next…

Excellent and true. Thank you. That speech Smart gave made me so sad. The training given to her by her religion and her family and society made her believe she had some responsibility in being kidnapped and raped. It's horrible and infuriating. Thank you for writing this.

LOL! Okay, you go on being you.

They have got to do away with the ongoing peplum fad. NO ONE looks good in it. When you see beautiful models, and they look awful, yeah, that's not good news for the rest of us.

She is so beautiful. It's almost annoying. Yes, I'm jealous.

I dunno. It seems like of ... hmm ... feudal or something. I can't pinpoint why it bothers me. "Thank you for pushing out my baby!" It's weird. It's not like you aren't going to be doing it anyway, in most cases.

My lord, I love this stupid movie.

That girl in Star Crash is wearing a giant condom with a red belt. It's really fantastic.

It only worked for me at a distance. The minute I moved in like he asked, bam!, there was his head.

Why do we need all these excuses? Can't we just give each other ... presents? I mean, when we want to do that.

Yeah, there's a downside. But, that whole area rocks in terms of treatment of human beings, at least compared to the rest of us.

So, once or twice, but rarely then?

What you showed instead was something not complimentary about yourself. I get that the argument was stupid, you know. That would explain why I mentioned how dumb it was several times and asked why in the world it mattered. And why I was making fun of her and not taking any of it very seriously, until other people…

I have a motto: Never date a musician.

I know perfectly well I would accidentally crash this thing, killing myself and many others, probably, in the process. Despite this realization, I can't help but want one.

Now, there I was being serious. You do need a hobby if arguing about a pretend contest about someone's hair is enough for you to start discussing statistics. Really.

What does this have to do with being pretty? Are you trying to jack off to Internet skirmishes, and it's helpful to picture everyone as pretty?