Right. I've affected all of the women everywhere. Because calling him a douchebag is more acceptable. This is honestly horseshit. I've discussed his penis in unflattering terms. Oh noes! Feminism dead!!! ::eyeroll:: I'm sorry. I cannot take this nonsense seriously.

They flatter us all. I'm short. If I wear those mom jeans, it's like my waist starts at my armpit.

That's been something that's bothered me. I love her for her very normal weight. No freaky Hollywood thinness, where bones stick out and stuff, but for this role, where she's supposed to be ... hungry .... shouldn't she look a little hungrier?

I've always liked meat. (Make as many jokes as you will. I will enjoy them all.) However, I confess that, after I switched to a doctor approved vegan diet about eight months ago, I feel better. I have more energy and sleep better and all this other annoying stuff. It turns out I was allergic to dairy, which I didn't…

I'm with you, sister.

I've decided to go on a spree and buy a bunch of the mid-waist jeans that look good on me to wear for a few years. Then, I can keep wearing these until people realize how butt ugly (literally) they look in these high waist jeans.

YES.

1. They are not as comfortable as you say. They most often have the either polterwang or an outline of the great divide.

The real problem was that it was a fugly dress. No amount of trimming of lady parts could save it.

Also, I'm insulting him. I'm not insulting the entirely of the male species. That's simply not valid. It's pretty clear, as I name him and him alone.

No, it's not the same. Also, we're pushing these ideas a bit too far. An insult is an insult.

Um, well, thanks for your permission. You keep being "right" as long as you can. It'll be tough for you when you get past your own self-righteousness. I don't envy you that.

No, I'm not. I'm making a joke at the expense of a jerk. And there's no comparison here. When I make a joke about how he deserves to be raped because of the way he dresses, then, by god, there's something surely going on with my identity about my femininity, etc. Then, someone can make a joke at my expense.

Thank you for the contraction. It was refreshing.

Really, I was making a joke at his expense, but in all seriousness, guys like this are usually not stable individuals. I laugh, because it's so damned depressing. sigh.

It is very wrong. Very wrong. Part of me wonders if their recent moment back together was really all about 100% Selena talking him into this tattoo and laughing about him behind his back before she dumps him.

I would love to! I'm actually in the boat for "its and it's" right now, but we can row on over and have a beer.

I'm mocking HIM. Not all of Mankind.

ha! Like yours, for example?

Wait, explain how you don't get disgusted sarcasm and contempt again?