Such a stupid decision, they thought they were saving money but they were just cutting into their own profits. I have the 32gb model and refuse to buy any digital content on it that’s newer than N64 games. Which is a huge shame because they’ve had a handful of great sales I wanted to take advantage of.

“I’d like to think I’ve already resigned myself to not seeing my 3DS”

Stantastic Fart is one of my favorite loud and deadly bands.

Ugh this writer is about two sentences away from calling her “well spoken”. “...power of her screen presence while simultaneously charming is all to death”. We get it white lady, you're one of the good ones.

That reminds me, I should look up my beard...I mean, prom date. I wonder what he’s up to.

How wonderful for them! (I am very jelous. I recently lost my best friend to marriage.)

J.J. Redick, who today blew a bunny

Were there Asian and Latino winners as well? Diversity isn’t just white/black. (I believe there are some Latinos on OITNB but I’m not sure because I don’t watch it. Not sure about Asians?)

In her acceptance speech, Burnett thanked co-stars, Harvey Korman and Tim Conway.

Tom Hanks is literally perfect though. Even being 50% responsible for birthing Chet Haze can't really diminish that fact.

All of the hate for NJ here is ridiculous. I’m from NE New Jersey, which I’m sure is where he was cremated (due to proximity to NYC) and it is a beautiful place to live. Where are you from???

So true. My brother is the only person usually who wants to FaceTime with me, and I’ll do it for him once in a while, but I can’t even imagine what I look like on his end. He is a cute guy, with great cheekbones and eyes and a nice smile, but FaceTime somehow totally ogre-fies him.

Uh... Why does Alexandria not get her inheritance until she’s 25? This feels like the beginning of a PG Wodehouse novel.

University of California Admits Much Agu About Something

Talk about a crappy situation. If you don’t let the sickle cell kid on the team due to his illness you’ll be vilified and possibly sued.

But seriously, this woman is a legend.

Bobby, this lede sentence is a work of art.

I will never understand why everyone is so against sharing of cultures. That is the best way to combat racism. What if this got a some kids to be interested in Indian culture? Why is that a bad thing? Mixing of cultures is one of the most important things societies have ever done.