THANK YOU. So bad.

The visual imagery in this video is so subtle and thought-provoking... I mean a flower blooming between her legs! I don’t think anyone has EVER compared a vagina to a flower before, ever! Really inventive, that.

Somehow Kanye’s latest tweets pushed this whole thing from sad and trashy and kind of gross to high comedy for me.

Sting’s music is for people who think putting Grey Poupon on their ham sandwich makes them sophisticated.

Have I got an ad campaign for you: https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/crosby%…

Remember when Paris Hilton had a pet kinkajou named Baby Luv and it bit the shit out of her? Ah, memories.

“I’m such a quirky, cool, and unique individual that I need a quirky, cool, and unique pet. Otherwise, how will anyone know how quirky, cool, and unique I am? You think I’m gonna buy a dog, like some schmoe? As if.”

Better lock your doors, tonight, randilyn! 💛

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

a wild creature like this one could easily cause someone to lose a limb.

I still see a massive dick in this pic.

Carly Fiorina: “I saw the video, videos don’t lie!”

So Carly Fiorina and the rest of the GOP will be apologizing for spreading dangerous lies?

I’m not trying to be a dick, but I have to say that these photos of your 3DS screen just kinda make the review feel a little less professional. I’ll admit that there should be an easier way to take screenshots than uploading to the Miiverse and then downloading that picture, but when you’re doing two pictures on a…

I’m speaking specifically about this article – it says:

Maybe I’m missing it, but where is the backlash mentioned in this article?

It’s not a “normal” body. I love how the media tries to “normalize” everything.
Is she a pretty girl, yes she is. But she is not “normal” weight. Human’s are supposed to be naturally built/fit. That’s how we were designed, so technically, if you want to call anyting “normal” then that’s what it would be.

Hey, that was the Saguaro Hotel in Palm Springs! I stayed there recently.

Normal

I love her idea that “everyone is more or less accepted” is good enough in terms of equality. “Eh, everyone is more or less accepted, I think we can call it a day."