Definitely not a breakfast burrito, but it might've been a wrap. 

Washing your hands doesn't kill germs. It gets them off your hands. 

“Slime”

“That’s not to say, of course, that Damond deserved to die, or that Noor should not have been convicted. But one can’t help but note the differences in tone and outcome in this case compared to cases of other instances of police shootings of unarmed, say, black people."

Somebody needed to justify their job. 

Dude, that can take like, 30 seconds. 😂 I knew a few people that had kids about 9 months after prom, and I doubt all of those kids were made in marathon tantra sessions that would make Sting jealous. 

So are you, on a scale of dick size. 

The point went that way, over there. You seem to have missed it. 

Why not write out the full acronym and then put CFDA in parentheses after? I mean, I know it stands for Can't Fuck Dogs, Apparently, but what about the people who don’t know? 

Disallowing convictions due to racist jurors would set a rather difficult precedent. It would be right, but since when is that the standard? 

In the mirror? 

Al Capone didn't get rolled for being a mobster, killing people or anything like that. He got caught up on tax charges. 

“Upon learning about the sign, we immediately asked this exhibitor to remove the sign.”

Panama and Damon look alike? 

Panda didn’t just win at “a tournament” it was the world championships. 

“As long as you hit them too, it doesn’t mater if you accidentally take us out.”

Buds? He ain't got buds. Sycophants, toadies and yes-men? Swimming in those. 

“...but companies only hire when they absolutely have to.”

“...convenient to blame the perpetrator... “