Ah, so if an info broker sells phones that's bad, but if a phone seller deals in info it's cool. Cool. 

Yeah, and apple chooses to leave all that money on the table. 

That phrase is about as new as... I can't think of anything witty, it's old as fuck. 

“/sargasm”

Maybe Piggly Wiggly is the code word for a Black Mirror scenario that Graham engaged in... 

Looks more like the kind of doctor that'll sign you up for some kind of reduced cost prescription if you let him have the panties you're wearing. 

I feel like I can remember a time in America when looking stupid, even momentarily, was something to be avoided. You asked questions instead of just talking about shit you knew you didn't know about. I'm 38, any older heads know if I'm right or full of shit? I swear I remember... 

Steve Kerr too, but Pop might be the best of em. 

I’m from San Diego, we have the word secret there, too. 

Both of the words in "secret santa" matter. 

I bet he tells lies when he talks in his sleep. 

Assaulted an officer, in 2016, after doing all that other shit and was (is) already out.

I was gonna talk about that same interview. I never really paid attention to her because there’s just too many politicians, but seeing that interview made me happy she lost. 

Bruh. 

If I were rich I still wouldn’t pay for cbs all access. Wait, you mean it's like Netflix but just for cbs? Fuck that entire thought process, concept and idea. 

A whole 26,000 a year, that they thought was exorbitant. Mm.

You can't be the King of R&B if you gotta stand on your tippy toes and kick a foot back to kiss a woman. 

They aren't trying to avoid controversy, they're trying to avoid having a cop prosecuted for killing a black man. And if it happens anyway they damn sure don't want it to be a black man that does it. 

... And fuck there. 

I can’t believe that anyone is naturally enough of an asshole to want to be in this picture. “Look at me, heroic soldier in the Drug War. ” Is it just peer pressure and culture, or is some of their training directed to... reeducation?  What would those classes be called? Police ethics? Dickheadery 101? Is it all…