This interaction is the platonic ideal for a HamNo article.

Counterpoint: change

This is a good take.

Here’s the “Official HamNo Contrarian Tepid Take” that was supposed to come out yesterday. True to contrarian form, he waited one more day just to be even cooooooler. :eyeroll:

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

(slams window shut) (opens window back up) AND BUILD SOME AFFORDABLE HOUSING UNITS (quickly shuts window before hail of eggs pelts him)