Kelly, this is a GREAT article. Really well-balanced in a way a lot of the wedding articles...aren't.

The amazing thing to me about PETA is that if they are in fact in favor of the ethical treatment of animals, they should treat people ethically. After all, unless I seriously missed something in biology, we people are in fact a species of animal. These tone-deaf statements indicate they are not capable of treating…

The problem is going to be that people who can't afford to pay their water bill probably also can't afford to throw out all the perishables in their pantry and replace them with vegan products, many of which are very expensive and can only be purchased at Whole Foods-like shops.

What if it's just something really sad? Like an old lady who is batty and really lonely and bought a lot of dolls on Home Shopping shows that she thought the neighbor kids might like.

It's appropriating cats' culture! Real cats don't look anything like that!

Just read the affidavit in support of the criminal complaint and answered my own questions:

Looks like the child of Shaq and Lebron.

In the US at least, it is a fundamental right. See, e.g., Skinner v. Oklahoma, 316 U.S. 535, 541 (1942) (holding that states may not forcibly sterilize habitual criminals as procreation is "one of the basic civil rights....").

I can't imagine why anyone would give you shit for saying poor people should be sterilized and only rich people should be allowed to have children.

"Pro: Andy proposes and it's really sweet and very sincere. I'm just happy this fictional character's happy. It's nice that everything is nice. Who knew we could have nice things on this show?"

Bill was thinking about the Civil War, OK?

I mean I know who he is, but I don't know who he is and I'm just kind of like *UUUUUUUGH* not everyone needs to be fixed with someone else's genitals mashing into theirs. But I still liked it.

If hypothetical grandchildren HAVE to take selfies with my cadaver, I insist that they do it while recreating scenes from "Weekend At Bernie's." In fact, I'll be insistent about having that in my will.

Baby steps. I mean, people are still having trouble with the "don't post stolen goods on social media rule" obviously there is a ways to go before we get to "don't steal at all."

either she is pregnant or her liver is desperately trying to escape her body.

Not every photo is a 'selfie'. It does not appear that she took this photo herself, therefore it would just be a photo.