Probably a more interesting dating show than The Bachelor.

Sounds better than "Dating Naked".

I think you're missing a great opportunity here for a reality TV show...

My plan, eventually, is to adopt. Rather than add to the population myself, I would like to give a home to a child who otherwise would not have one.

that's why I bought a dog.

Real talk: alternative milks keep longer in the fridge than regular milk. Therefore, for me, it is the more economical choice. Maybe I'm just sensitive to it, but I swear regular milk goes sour so quick and spoils well before I can finish a quart. Unless it's actually vital to what I'm cooking or baking, I'm using…

It pisses me off to no end that Starbucks charges extra for soy milk. You know what'll be expensive to pay for? The chair my bowels explode on.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?

I do, too, but I draw the line at Diet CAFFEINE-FREE Coke because what the fuck is the point?

yeah though for someone who gets really really sick from dairy and soy products almond milk is kind of a lifesaver—the mother jones article kind of rubbed me the wrong way becuase it assumed that most people were opting for almond milk becuase of moral/ethical reasons and not just plain allergy-related ones. That…

Fat free milk is like Diet Caffeine-Free Coke. Blech. However, I do agree that coconut milk works really well for baking, and coconut cream is fantastic for whipped cream- the texture is perfect, with just the faintest hint of coconut.

You know what? That is grounds for a Serious Talk. People will say, "Hey, it's irrational to be that afraid of an insect because it can't hurt you. You are big and have weapons." But those people forget the the definition of phobia is being persistently, irrationally afraid of something. I have a phobia of certain…

Since this was Seattle I'm going to assume it was the infamous Hobo spider. Killing one of those things is like killing a small mammal. The first time I saw one of those when I moved here I was screaming for a few solid minutes before I worked up the guts to kill it. Can you really blame someone who's first instinct…

Spiders are the least terrifying type of animal in your country.

thats the reason I cant visit australia.

1. Random people's health is not your concern.

It's not that being fat is not okay, it's that being willfully unhealthy is not okay. Being fat or overweight doesn't immediately doom a person to a shortened life expectancy, diabetes, heart disease, etc...anymore than being thin means that a person will live a long life and not develop diabetes or heart disease.…

You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!