I WANT TO SEE HIS PENIS HANDS!!!

Exactly. Plus:

I figure Cohen's ratings aren't low because he's gay but because he's grating and annoying (whereas Graham Norton is fucking brilliant.)

This gif makes me laugh more than it ought to.

Same here. My hearing is not the best so it takes a LOT of concentration for me to carry on a conversation in the car when I'm driving. Most of my friends know this and keep the conversation to a minimum, but there are certain people (ahem, my mom) that I tell repeatedly that I don't like talking while I'm driving,…

Fixed it. You can change it back to "P.O.C." when you actually talk about the other shows with diverse casts of other ethnicities rather than tack on two sentences at the end as an afterthought.

Also the average black person has zero Asian friends?

NEVERNUDE

There is a picture book called Marshmallow, which is basically this. Plus, it's based on the author's IRL cat and bunny. Check it out; you will have all the feels.

I consider myself a Katy Perry fan (throws hands up to shield self from the blows of the internets), but I find the actual Birthday music video to be a horrible travesty. I wish this lyric video was the real video, with maybe some dancing or dresses make out of cakes or some such.

This is an option?! Sweet, now I know exactly how I want my first time to go down (hehe, see what I did there?)

At the time I was angry that, between college and the new house, I no longer had a place that felt like "home." I refused to really unpack during the summer, or do much to acknowledge the space as my own. In my mind, Richmond was a place you wound up if you fell asleep on the BART train on the way to Berkeley or…

You left out the biggest similarity was that the kid went online to find help. There was a website run by a man who was also a non-offending pedophile who tried to create a community online of non-offenders. The detectives initially thought the step-father had killed the kid, but it was actually the man who ran the…

All of this. Of the hundreds of kids I've seen at dog parks over the years, I can probably count on one hand the number of kids that were well behaved, not afraid, and came with parents that understood dogs would run over and slobber on their kids. Most kids run through the park and are surprised to have several dogs…

Seriously, I thought that was a teenage boy. I wracked my brain trying to figure out who it was before I scrolled up to check. Amazing how some celebs are completely incognito without makeup!

This is the most mesmerizing thing I've seen. I especially like when his eyes close and he looks all into it.

That was my favorite scary story when I was a kid!!

I really liked Gavin & Stacey, so I'm willing to give him a chance. That said, WTF, why not Aisha Tyler? :(