You left out the biggest similarity was that the kid went online to find help. There was a website run by a man who was also a non-offending pedophile who tried to create a community online of non-offenders. The detectives initially thought the step-father had killed the kid, but it was actually the man who ran the…

All of this. Of the hundreds of kids I've seen at dog parks over the years, I can probably count on one hand the number of kids that were well behaved, not afraid, and came with parents that understood dogs would run over and slobber on their kids. Most kids run through the park and are surprised to have several dogs…

Seriously, I thought that was a teenage boy. I wracked my brain trying to figure out who it was before I scrolled up to check. Amazing how some celebs are completely incognito without makeup!

This is the most mesmerizing thing I've seen. I especially like when his eyes close and he looks all into it.

That was my favorite scary story when I was a kid!!

I really liked Gavin & Stacey, so I'm willing to give him a chance. That said, WTF, why not Aisha Tyler? :(

Hells yes, I had this shit on VHS, too!

The production I saw in Seattle a few years ago had an Asian (Filipina?) actress as Cinderella, Jennifer Paz. She was excellent!

I'll just leave this right here:

It bugs/baffles me that anyone could have nostalgia-feels about any other version of TMNT when this is the only one that matters OBVI.

Where's Dale? :(

3. Fanny farts.

As I rule, I avoid playing chicken with armed muggers. But that's just me.

Yeah, it's my understanding that the grass just becomes "dormant" and will come back around when the time's right. I do water my lawn every once in a while in the summer for that reason—to make sure the roots deep-down stay alive even if the lawn is mostly brown. Thank god it finally rained and I can go back to…

YES, SIGN ME UP. And she would have to have some cute catchphrase for the elimination. Maybe pulling the last petal of a flower and saying, "She loves you NOT. KTHNXBAI." Or probably something better than that.

It's from a blog called Seeds For Learning. Apparently the original poster was very gracious about the whole thing.

I would totally take her up on this offer! All my nieces are now officially too old to be flower girls and... oh wait, still don't have a dude to marry. Crap, she'll probably be too old by the time I find one of those!

I love the sentiment, but I wish she had written this from her heart and hadn't plagiarized it from a blog post. There's no shame in taking ideas from the internet, but take them and make them your own!

YES. I encountered one of these in my first apartment in Seattle. I caught it in a giant plastic cup, but I was too scared to go near said cup. Two days later, I had my bed delivered, and after providing a sizable tip, I asked the delivery guy to get rid of the spider far away from my house; it had built a funnel web…

Exactly what I came here to say. I got my Masters TWO YEARS ago and have yet to find work in my field. I volunteer to keep something relevant to my field on my resume, and I worked part-time at Macy's for a year to make ends meet. I was fortunate enough to have a paid internship last year, but I have basically been…