To his secret bunker to plan world domination, OBVI.

My favorite part of this is that you can creep on your cat while she eats lunch. I mean, I would love to creep on all my pets when I'm not home, but watching them eat sounds about as boring as you can get.

Yes! I'm thinking of it as a dog deterrent more than anything else.

I've always felt weird about the Kong Safestix. A tug toy? Suuuuure... for tugging with your butt!

Also, "cats" requires no apostrophe in your sentence. KTHNXBAI

This decent episode does not mitigate the fact that I'm angry at the time-waste that was all the previous episodes of this season. All those episodes should've been condensed into the season premiere and this episode should have been the second one!

I'm sorry for all the straight-up hate you're getting. I understand exactly where you're coming from: I have depression and anxiety, and I take my dog with me whenever/wherever I can. I'm dying to get my dog certified, but I don't know that I have the time or the money to do it. I also understand where everyone else…

I'm getting a tattoo done tomorrow. Maybe I should just bring this pic in and be like, "New plan...."

And plus no one would ever need watch the Hallmark Channel. Ever again.

Seconded.

The most interesting thing to me is how the eyeshadow totally changed her face. As someone who rarely wears make-up, it kinda makes me think.

Stephen "SOOKEH" Moyer

What a bunch of lazy dicks. An informal BBQ or last-minute get together, sure, Facebook is handy. But as official organizers of an official alum event? Facebook is a great supplement for communicating with other attendees but should by no means replace other forms of communication. You would think they could at…

I'd like to say I'll never get it back again, but my main concern is that an employer will Google me to stalk my Facebook then think I'm a weird freak for not having Facebook and not hire me because they'll just assume I murdered someone.

I went off Facebook for six months last year when my best friend and I "broke up." It was really freeing, but now that I'm back on, I feel like I have a good balance with the site. The biggest thing was I used to have it on my phone, but when I rejoined I left it off, so now I don't lapse into compulsively checking.…

This is basically my feeling on hunting. I would never do it myself, but I see the value of controlling populations while having something to eat. It's nice to hear this opinion come from someone with hunting experience.

I came here to say all of this. Thank you for writing this out, because I would probably start coherently and then descend into rage and verbal vomit.

Yes, this. I'm all depressed and trying to motivate myself, but when I walk outside the house at 8am and it's already hot, I promptly march back inside.

Nope, don't have the patience for that shit. What if you have to poop?! Adult diapers for everyone!

Needs moar thigh gap