And all the women of the world shook their fists and the heavens and cried out in agony and disappointment.

Current Britney: Brit does Las Vegas!

Yay for tweets about toilets! I have to say, when I read JTF's tweet, I thought it correlated with the pic below it and I assumed he was talking about peeing on his pumps. That would've been way more awesome.

"Dude, my hand smells funky, what is that? Smell it, Emma. SMEEEEELLLL ITTTT!"

I am so behind this.

This is the most excellent informercial ever. I would totally watch this at 2am when I can't sleep.

Free the butt crack!

Following the ToS to the letter is such a cop-out. Baby butts get banned but people simulating sex with their naughty parts covered is not? Yes, there are a shit ton of users on these sites, but something should be done about the bullshit technicality business.

Obscure reference FAIL.

As long as people see that she is annoying, I'm cool with the world loving this movie. I think I will just have to enjoy it in spite of the main character—the same way I enjoy OITNB and the first few seasons of Grey's Anatomy. I'll focus on Skylar Astin instead (Spring Awakening alums for the win!)

Ew ew ew, don't tell me that's a thing here! [frantically searching map for new place to live]

I really liked the first movie, but I can't stand Anna Kendrick's character. "Ooh, look at me, I'm sooo alternative," and then proceeds to lead a Miley Cyrus sing-a-long. "Dad, I want to be a DJ! Don't make me get an education for free! Gawd!"

Based on my knowledge of the NorCal cities, it's definitely where they work and not where they live. While there are nice parts of Richmond and Vallejo, they are basically run-down, urban messes.

Agreed. My mom works in Vallejo as an RN and makes a crap ton of money, but she commutes! As far as Richmond goes, I'm assuming they're referring to female employees at Chevron, because I can't imagine where else in that city you can make bank.

Oh East Bay, smh. This is why I ran away to the PNW.

But remember, she's 13 in on the inside; I rocked that hairstyle all through middle school.

I'm turning 30 in November, and I'm legit trying to get all my friends to go to Disneyland with me. Happiest place on earth + childless 30 yr olds = most excellent birthday

I am a crazy dog/cat person, and this is a bit extreme for me. I applaud the message: feed your pets the good, human-grade stuff! This is not to be confused with, "Feed dogs people food," which can be dangerous if you don't know what foods your animals need to avoid. And I can't believe she ate Tiki cat food! My…

Dammit, Ingrid Michaelson, why? You have, like, zero cred now.

That's just a small part of the park. It's actually really big (9 acres), has a big field, and lots of trees. Plus, it has a special beach where the dogs can swim.