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HOLY SHIT THAT IS MAGNUSON OFF-LEASH DOG PARK IN SEATTLE.

I stopped shaving my legs years ago. Sure, it feels nice to have clean-shaven legs, but it's also a pain in the ass to maintain. Now that I've stopped shaving, my leg hair has gotten softer and lighter, so I don't shy away from skirts or cut-offs. Plus, I just can't get it up to give a shit anymore.

I agree with all of this, but it just sucks that she still has children under her care that could probably benefit from some of this mothering.

If they make me wait until the end of the season to see Eric... ugh, I'll just flip a shit on someone

I feel ashamed saying this, but I think I like Lauren Conrad. I've never been a reality tv person, but from reading about her in gossip rags and such, it seems like she is an actual human being that works hard and doesn't act like a dick. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Maybe someone cruelly showed them this gif and said, "So this is how you're supposed to kiss, ok?"

I've never had a proper kiss either (I don't really count closed-lip, teenage spin-the-bottle), but I also know I won't be doing it like this!

You would think that they would at least play it safe with a closed-mouth kiss, but nooooo...

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OMG I really hope their first kiss was as amazing as this:

He cried out, "Ah, gah, don't be so gross!" while I nervous-giggled like a maniac. We're a crass family, though, so such a conversation isn't completely out of the realm of the norm. Now we mostly keep our talks to poop and gas.

People are talking about embarrassing parent reactions and such, but my first period story mostly reflect poorly on me. I was 11 and it was the summer before 7th grade. (I'd been dying to get my period since I was 8 or 9, and I remember I used to run up to my mom with my dirty underwear and hopefully ask, "Is this my

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I was just about the post the same thing. I love cute animal videos, and I was thoroughly enjoying this one until I saw the bears, elephants, and other circus/performer animals. Please people of the internets, don't glamorize animal cruelty! Do I have to play that Sarah McLachlan song to get your attention? Because I

Agreed, cataract surgery is awesome. My rottie/lab mix went blind from cataracts in a matter of months, probably when he was 10 years old. We had been doing some work in the house around that time and we moved the doorway to the kitchen. Well, poor, blind Monty refused to walk through the new doorway because he knew

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Dude, I've been planning this since college. I'm the Dorothy, my current roommate/non-lesbian-life-partner is Blanche (slut!), and my two other best friends are Rose (asks SO many stupid questions/can't follow along with what's going on) and Sophia (grumpy and in charge). DONE.

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"The guy from Chuck" doesn't deserve a name? Zachary Levi, come on Lindy! How could you neglect to give a name to this cutie? (he starts singing at 1:50)

Garfunkel without Oates?! Nooooooo God WHYYYYYYY?!

[muttering to self] Don't get sick... don't get hurt... don't get sick...

This is truly terrible. People are saying, "Why did they go after the phone? It's just a phone!" but I can't help but think that the phone must have been much more of a life line for this woman—and maybe for her community as well—for her husband to have taken such drastic measures.