I am kinda on board with this choice.

OMG WONDERFALLS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER.

OMG, why didn't the baby have a poop explosion at that very moment!? That would've been the BEST.

LeAnn Rimes' iPhone had it's own stool onstage at one of her shows, and she checked it incessantly in between songs.

"I can do the worm, I've served jail time, I got mad skin tags and I'm rocking one leg, bro!"

I totally get not wearing your wedding band because of not giving any fucks, but as a non-married, I imagine I'd be so super stoked to be married that I would wear my ring all the time in the beginning. Plus, I figure that their costs-more-than-I'm-worth, custom-made rings would get at least a straight week's worth of…

God, I wish someone like Taylor was around 10 years ago. When I was in high school, I was a tennis player and I was probably about the same size as her, but I dropped off the team because I felt like I was "too big." What sucks even more is that I was in decent shape and able to keep up with the rest of the team, but…

LOL, you're in better shape than I am, because both my dog and I are assholes!

Dude, little dogs are the worst!

That is very true, I will give you that. But if this dog had been exhibiting any signs of aggression (which I find it very hard to believe that it hasn't before this), they should've taken proper precautions and had their dog wearing a muzzle, as I sometimes do with my own dog or client's dogs.

Agreed. I kept waiting for the joke but then I reached the end and thought, "So... now I know how to change a kid's diaper?"

The fact that they let that dog get outside (either on purpose or by not securing it properly) means they are shitty owners. And if they didn't know the dog was infected with something or showing signs of a mental disorder, that also means they're shitty owners and not paying attention to or taking care of their dog.

Agreed. Waiting for all the pitbull-hating trolls to hit the threads...

I'm SO bad

A flasher? No, no, my first thought was, "BATDOG"

What you describe sounds a lot like "concern trolling" to me, and there's certainly a fair amount of people who participate in that.

This is already enough but then he opens his mouth and his Scottish accent... I can't even...

NEVER STOP