As long as people see that she is annoying, I'm cool with the world loving this movie. I think I will just have to enjoy it in spite of the main character—the same way I enjoy OITNB and the first few seasons of Grey's Anatomy. I'll focus on Skylar Astin instead (Spring Awakening alums for the win!)

Ew ew ew, don't tell me that's a thing here! [frantically searching map for new place to live]

I really liked the first movie, but I can't stand Anna Kendrick's character. "Ooh, look at me, I'm sooo alternative," and then proceeds to lead a Miley Cyrus sing-a-long. "Dad, I want to be a DJ! Don't make me get an education for free! Gawd!"

Based on my knowledge of the NorCal cities, it's definitely where they work and not where they live. While there are nice parts of Richmond and Vallejo, they are basically run-down, urban messes.

Agreed. My mom works in Vallejo as an RN and makes a crap ton of money, but she commutes! As far as Richmond goes, I'm assuming they're referring to female employees at Chevron, because I can't imagine where else in that city you can make bank.

Oh East Bay, smh. This is why I ran away to the PNW.

But remember, she's 13 in on the inside; I rocked that hairstyle all through middle school.

I'm turning 30 in November, and I'm legit trying to get all my friends to go to Disneyland with me. Happiest place on earth + childless 30 yr olds = most excellent birthday

I am a crazy dog/cat person, and this is a bit extreme for me. I applaud the message: feed your pets the good, human-grade stuff! This is not to be confused with, "Feed dogs people food," which can be dangerous if you don't know what foods your animals need to avoid. And I can't believe she ate Tiki cat food! My…

Dammit, Ingrid Michaelson, why? You have, like, zero cred now.

That's just a small part of the park. It's actually really big (9 acres), has a big field, and lots of trees. Plus, it has a special beach where the dogs can swim.

HOLY SHIT THAT IS MAGNUSON OFF-LEASH DOG PARK IN SEATTLE.

I stopped shaving my legs years ago. Sure, it feels nice to have clean-shaven legs, but it's also a pain in the ass to maintain. Now that I've stopped shaving, my leg hair has gotten softer and lighter, so I don't shy away from skirts or cut-offs. Plus, I just can't get it up to give a shit anymore.

I agree with all of this, but it just sucks that she still has children under her care that could probably benefit from some of this mothering.

I feel ashamed saying this, but I think I like Lauren Conrad. I've never been a reality tv person, but from reading about her in gossip rags and such, it seems like she is an actual human being that works hard and doesn't act like a dick. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Maybe someone cruelly showed them this gif and said, "So this is how you're supposed to kiss, ok?"

I've never had a proper kiss either (I don't really count closed-lip, teenage spin-the-bottle), but I also know I won't be doing it like this!

You would think that they would at least play it safe with a closed-mouth kiss, but nooooo...

OMG I really hope their first kiss was as amazing as this:

He cried out, "Ah, gah, don't be so gross!" while I nervous-giggled like a maniac. We're a crass family, though, so such a conversation isn't completely out of the realm of the norm. Now we mostly keep our talks to poop and gas.