People are talking about embarrassing parent reactions and such, but my first period story mostly reflect poorly on me. I was 11 and it was the summer before 7th grade. (I'd been dying to get my period since I was 8 or 9, and I remember I used to run up to my mom with my dirty underwear and hopefully ask, "Is this my…

I was just about the post the same thing. I love cute animal videos, and I was thoroughly enjoying this one until I saw the bears, elephants, and other circus/performer animals. Please people of the internets, don't glamorize animal cruelty! Do I have to play that Sarah McLachlan song to get your attention? Because I…

Mmm, Gummy DeMilo....

Agreed, cataract surgery is awesome. My rottie/lab mix went blind from cataracts in a matter of months, probably when he was 10 years old. We had been doing some work in the house around that time and we moved the doorway to the kitchen. Well, poor, blind Monty refused to walk through the new doorway because he knew…

Dude, I've been planning this since college. I'm the Dorothy, my current roommate/non-lesbian-life-partner is Blanche (slut!), and my two other best friends are Rose (asks SO many stupid questions/can't follow along with what's going on) and Sophia (grumpy and in charge). DONE.

"The guy from Chuck" doesn't deserve a name? Zachary Levi, come on Lindy! How could you neglect to give a name to this cutie? (he starts singing at 1:50)

Garfunkel without Oates?! Nooooooo God WHYYYYYYY?!

[muttering to self] Don't get sick... don't get hurt... don't get sick...

This is truly terrible. People are saying, "Why did they go after the phone? It's just a phone!" but I can't help but think that the phone must have been much more of a life line for this woman—and maybe for her community as well—for her husband to have taken such drastic measures.

I am kinda on board with this choice.

OMG WONDERFALLS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER.

OMG, why didn't the baby have a poop explosion at that very moment!? That would've been the BEST.

LeAnn Rimes' iPhone had it's own stool onstage at one of her shows, and she checked it incessantly in between songs.

"I can do the worm, I've served jail time, I got mad skin tags and I'm rocking one leg, bro!"

I totally get not wearing your wedding band because of not giving any fucks, but as a non-married, I imagine I'd be so super stoked to be married that I would wear my ring all the time in the beginning. Plus, I figure that their costs-more-than-I'm-worth, custom-made rings would get at least a straight week's worth of…

God, I wish someone like Taylor was around 10 years ago. When I was in high school, I was a tennis player and I was probably about the same size as her, but I dropped off the team because I felt like I was "too big." What sucks even more is that I was in decent shape and able to keep up with the rest of the team, but…

LOL, you're in better shape than I am, because both my dog and I are assholes!