Dude, little dogs are the worst!

That is very true, I will give you that. But if this dog had been exhibiting any signs of aggression (which I find it very hard to believe that it hasn't before this), they should've taken proper precautions and had their dog wearing a muzzle, as I sometimes do with my own dog or client's dogs.

Agreed. I kept waiting for the joke but then I reached the end and thought, "So... now I know how to change a kid's diaper?"

The fact that they let that dog get outside (either on purpose or by not securing it properly) means they are shitty owners. And if they didn't know the dog was infected with something or showing signs of a mental disorder, that also means they're shitty owners and not paying attention to or taking care of their dog.

Agreed. Waiting for all the pitbull-hating trolls to hit the threads...

I'm SO bad

A flasher? No, no, my first thought was, "BATDOG"

What you describe sounds a lot like "concern trolling" to me, and there's certainly a fair amount of people who participate in that.

This is already enough but then he opens his mouth and his Scottish accent... I can't even...

NEVER STOP

Here in Seattle, this is punishable by death.

My first thought was Moritz Stiefel in Spring Awakening.

I didn't know this was in movie form (but what isn't these days?) I read the book and RE: 4 all I could think was NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. But now that it's in my brain, I kinda want to see the movie.

No no, that is clearly Alan Tudyk aka Wash

LOL, thank you! Talking about Jigglypuff is ALWAYS relevant.

Yes, and the slap heard 'round the world!

Only one of the best seasons ever! I am loathe to admit that season of Real World and 10 Things both greatly influenced my decision to look at (and ultimately attend) schools in Washington state.

I love mooching off other people's minor claims to fame! My roommate was in the marching band playing a clarinet.

No no, that rhino is totally pooping the wrong way. Right...? Uh, guys...?

That's horrible! At least in my traumatic teeth-pulling story, there was novocaine and gas involved. :(