Nicholas Latifi spun his Williams and then, upon entering the track, was struck by Nikita Mazepin. Latifi then lost control and made hard contact with the barriers. It brought out the first safety car of the day—which drivers complained was moving too slowly and causing them to lose tire temperature.

Surely the ratio is higher on Jalopnik than other car sites though?

Michael Andretti?

...but enough about the Donald Trump presidency, what about Mazepin?

Dude, it already exists and it’s called the Ferrari Drivers Challenge.

Like an automotive equivalent of the Upper-Class Twit of the Year?

Power. That’s gotta be it.

I often wonder if the marginal gain in mileage due to “improved” aerodynamics, most of which will only be realized at highway speeds, is really worth all of our cars looking like suppositories.

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Donkey shows to methlab?

Yes they do because they need to show the levels of any substances as that is VERY relevant to pre-anisthetic checks

I always make a point of commenting “who cares” on things I don’t care about. Not caring takes up most of my day.

Women in bikinis in hot tubs at a public pool don’t generally solicit ‘donations’ from gawkers passing by.

I wish people would be honest about this discussion. It isn’t about morality, it’s about money. There is a lot of money to be made with streaming and those fueling the fire in arguments like this are the ones not getting the money. Our (U.S. at least) society has traditionally used morality as the framework for these…

If Twitch wants to be softcore Onlyfans, that’s great...as long as they’re up front about it.

My method of birth control for years was my personality.

I really can’t believe how unbelievably stupid these have gotten (and mostly were from the beginning). People trying to one up strangers on the internet for quite literally pointless likes/hearts/stars.

“Just one more thing Ma’am. Jason’s last message before his death was something about ‘serving the readers.’ Did that upset anyone in the office?”

The Bible DID specifically condemn eating shellfish, but that one seems to be ignored pretty readily by these same folks.

Just so we’re clear for this woman, I think we can all pretty much agree that we also want to rename all high schools named for any African tribal chiefs who sold slaves, right? It’s only fair. Lemme get that list . . . oh, huh.