Power. That’s gotta be it.

I often wonder if the marginal gain in mileage due to “improved” aerodynamics, most of which will only be realized at highway speeds, is really worth all of our cars looking like suppositories.

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Donkey shows to methlab?

Yes they do because they need to show the levels of any substances as that is VERY relevant to pre-anisthetic checks

I always make a point of commenting “who cares” on things I don’t care about. Not caring takes up most of my day.

Not a stretch. Given how many imbeciles I’ve heard say “underlying causes!” you’d think everyone who died was morbidly obese and ninety years old.

Women in bikinis in hot tubs at a public pool don’t generally solicit ‘donations’ from gawkers passing by.

I wish people would be honest about this discussion. It isn’t about morality, it’s about money. There is a lot of money to be made with streaming and those fueling the fire in arguments like this are the ones not getting the money. Our (U.S. at least) society has traditionally used morality as the framework for these…

If Twitch wants to be softcore Onlyfans, that’s great...as long as they’re up front about it.

My method of birth control for years was my personality.

Mike Rowe’s Dirtiest Job:  Oil Propagandist

Trains in America have been relegated to tourism. And for that, it works fine.

I really can’t believe how unbelievably stupid these have gotten (and mostly were from the beginning). People trying to one up strangers on the internet for quite literally pointless likes/hearts/stars.

I would love to see Gaetz get burned to the ground. Greenberg, too. If we could just get something on Rubio and Voldemort, er, Scott, then boot DeSantis out on his ass, I might be a little less embarrassed to be from Florida.

You’d think that Android would be first considering the combined (all Android smartphones) 87% global market share. But even before that, why not just make it a web app that can work offline with local storage? 

“Just one more thing Ma’am. Jason’s last message before his death was something about ‘serving the readers.’ Did that upset anyone in the office?”

I know this sounds nuts so hear me out:

The Bible DID specifically condemn eating shellfish, but that one seems to be ignored pretty readily by these same folks.

Just so we’re clear for this woman, I think we can all pretty much agree that we also want to rename all high schools named for any African tribal chiefs who sold slaves, right? It’s only fair. Lemme get that list . . . oh, huh.