Diet Dr. Pepper or nothing. 

Yes! Tip-Up Town! That’s the the one! It’s either that or the biggest yarn store in the world. 

But getting wined, dined, and put up in nice hotels is perfectly acceptable? Those all have monetary value and are direct gifts. But owning stock is too much? What about owning index funds?

Houghton Lake has that winter carnival out in the meddle every year. I remember when they'd park a car out there and run a contest guessing when it would break through.

He’s going through his growing pains… He’s going through his adult issues 

What’s more likely, a man in the sky who controls everything or a Trump supporter tasering himself in the balls to death? I rest my case.

It wasn’t just a cop beaten to death by a flag...it was a Trump-supporting cop beaten to death by a flag from a mob of fellow Trump supporters because he was willing to do his job despite his political leanings.

I like the high seating position because it gives you the best vantage point to spot the tow truck you called. 

At the very least, you need a mechanical license to cover a song. The publisher can deny that request (usually at the writer’s behest).

All I really want it a thigh sandwich. They’re always white meat, but dark is just so much better.

Are you the Plow King or Mr. Plow?

Other than all those cars, how was David Tracy as a neighbor?

This.  Red state voters lined up in droves to keep people like McConnell and Loeffler and their ilk in office, all the while suffering financially and medically for it while the pandemic rages on.  All they had was fear, racism, and the grim specter of SOCIALISM to rally people to the ballot boxes.  There were no real…

Don’t worry, he’ll move to Florida soon and blend into the scenery.

Having been found guilty of committing acts meant to create panic and disorder, I hereby sentence you to a Presidential Medal of Freedom...

- Donald J. Trump (probably)

Huh. Every time I see the front of these, I think Fox body Mustang. You honestly prefer the looks of this to, say, a 360 or 458?  I’m just intrigued. 

Drug smuggling from a Muncie girl guy?!

As a data scientist, I have to agree. Bring on the stats!

Rob, I’m sure I speak for others when I say that reading Nice Price or No Dice is almost as important a part of my morning routine as a cup of coffee and taking a deuce. Thanks for what you do.

i love these types of statistics. i stratches some itch that only these types of things can. :D