Don’t confuse him with facts... he’s on a roll.

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Look, I’m no fan of that family at all, but Ivanka is objectively attractive.

Being safety conscious is not a binary quantifiable property. You could say the most safety conscious indeed stay home. Let’s say the most safety conscious never leave their home at all, for anything. That’s clearly not most people, even those we’d probably consider very safety conscious. The less safety conscious may…

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I’ve never understood that viewpoint. Maseratis look good, sound great, and depreciate fast. They’re not much less reliable than their German rivals (which isn’t saying a lot...), but that depreciation curve leaves more left over for repairs. A Maserati sedan is pretty much the ideal second car for someone who dailies…

The thing I remember most is that for all the talk about tradition, the split broke the main tradition, which was that the Indy 500 was an important race, with the best drivers competing. After IRL, it made the Indy 500 like just another race, but one with an inflated sense of self-importance that far outweighed it’s…

Agree. HBO Max’s business plan is “HBO, but more stuff!” And once they iron out deals with Roku and Amazon, they’ll be fine. Quibi’s model is “shows you didn’t ask for that you can watch on the toilet while at work.”

You’re not leaving the why to the court. You’re here, indicating you think this guy should be held responsible for the expenses that were wasted because the people who run this town don’t understand the most basic aspects of governance. I mean, forget that they didn’t get the joke, there was nothing in any of these…

What if you use a puppet? It’s not racist if it’s a puppet, right?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

These seem like the same kind of people who forward articles from The Onion and the Babylon Bee with panicky commentary.

Is Jez really doing a story about “how will the short little black lady swim”??? About the most amazing U.S. amateur female athlete? Yikes.

I can’t imagine that anyone who is willing to outlay a few grand on hardware, then have ongoing recurring costs for cell service, and gets a near constant flow of revenue from illicitly inserting themselves into the pipeline for delivery are going to let their investment walk away with you.

I imagine there’s…

She didnt “post about a protest”. She was the organizer and host of the event. She called the virus a hoax. She actively mobilized against measures in place to protect lives.
What a shitty take, Matt.

“...it’s hard to justify arresting someone and seizing all of their electronics simply for posting about a protest on Facebook.” Maybe not so hard - it’s an incitement to behavior that is counter to the health of the population during a pandemic. Victoria has been under strict lockdown for a month and she is…

Far be it for me to presume that Kimi Räikkönen is done racing in Formula One, but he’s 40 years old and when was the last time he sounded like he was having fun in the sport?

Had to get one more lousy take in before Blackstock takes over for the weekend huh?

The new Defender is the best Discovery ever