And yet those at ford are diluting the brand bronco by having “bronco sport” in addition to the expected bronco

Yes this is not “the bronco”, but since bronco is part of the name, so brand dilution. Hence jason has to correct his article. 

I’ve been calling my dick sport for years....

This may be revolutionary but may I suggest you keep your money in a balanced portfolio of equities, bonds, cash, and if you must some alternative investments like real-estate and commodities?

CPAC:

Seriously...but at least we now know he has a “vette” and knows statistic words which was probably the whole point

Naw, I don’t think I will. Anyone and I don’t give a shit who’s side you vote for, hoping for the death of people because they voted the opposite way of yourself, deserves to be called out on that bullshit. It’s fucking evil. Full-stop. If you’re defending them, you’re just as fucked in the head. You’d be losing your…

Jesus Christ. I don’t like the guy either, but wishing death on people for who they voted for? Fucking hell, you and your ilk are the reason he’s still sitting there and will be elected again. The majority of the people in the US aren’t fucking extremists you god damned psycho.

The finance guy at the place I bought my last car at was VERY unhappy that I had my own, better rate, financing already lined up.

I think there are different ways people answer the question. The two main ways are “Is it market correct” and “Would I spend that money for it”.  I tend to answer the second question even if the first question would make it NP. 

The least he could do is stop Trumping about the situation. Instead of shoving his head up his ass and making up whatever he wants, he could listen to people who are genuinely experts in the field and make informed policy decisions based on that information.

Non-successful people with self-image problems love to blame entire demographics. Since Jalopnik is a sister site to several sites who are black holes to those types, you encounter more than average for car enthusiast sites.

He seems more like a bottom than a top...

Wow. Born in 61 and I feel like most boomers are aliens. I resent being lumped in with them.

Please stop trying to ruin the joke.

maybe attach speakers to the bike that will play recorded potato-potato noises.  They can ask BMW for technical assistance.

Just a reminder that Deadspin was a good blog:

...sideways with a rusty Spanfeller.

a $5k older Porsche is a lot like dating a stripper - a chunk of money, a lot of drama, pretty exciting while you are at it, and fun for a short time but not really a long term plan.

What if you hit someone with coronavirus while they cough? What about that totally not a corner case scenario, hmm?