I’m not as concerned about the engine as I am about the driver sitting in front of the front axle.  You are now the crumple zone, and the driver has a spear sitting between his legs.

I gotta tell ya that image is going to be hard for some of the Earther readers to masturbate to. But I imagine they’ll get it done. For the planet.

“But these videos still feel like more of an insult to what the show was at its best than they do a compliment.”

Is the 1/3 cash in your 401(k) or in a savings account outside of it? If you’re 41 and not touching that money for ostensibly 20+ years, I think most people (even non-industry professionals who aren’t trying to sell you anything) would tell you it should be invested more aggressively.

Democratic candidate for president and former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete...

So the Millennial Mayor is the only candidate who  is taking deep fake seriously, while all the old white people are ignoring it and the lead is the IT guy and campaign managers decided to part ways.  While the campaign is still securing its data?  Um I think there is a bigger story here.  

He was in a string of successful films in the late 80s and early 90s, including winning an Oscar for portraying Charlie Chaplin (his best role)

I don’t know what you mean. The plane didn’t crash and dump fuel all over an air accident location, so clearly efforts to prevent that outcome were entirely unnecessary.

Michael Caine made a rather famous quote about starring in Jaws 4: the Revenge:

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

“Told you so” -Dead Art Bell

What do these numbers mean, exactly, for anyone who isn’t a Tesla shareholder, a Tesla short, or Musk himself? They mean that a bunch of investors have opted to place bets that Tesla will be successful long-term, but that is all the stock price means.

But this plan has evidently been scrapped, and Korey and Haselden will operate as co-chiefs executive

Ironically, there are a couple of Angelou quotes that would also work pretty well as verbal harassment from your boss:

Adam Sandler is stuttering, baby-voiced Cajun chef Michele Fontenot, who has left the bayou to open a wildly popular restaurant in Times Square featuring a giant alligator tank. He is smitten with Drew Barrymore, who runs a school for developmentally disabled children, and has invited her to bring the children to a…

Post-credits scene: 10 minutes of beer farts.

If you had to pay 3.74 mil in order to take delivery, it sold for 3.74 mil. 

“...and it was usually as a rebellious loner with a strong personal ethic and troubled past.”

I’ve only had one interaction with a restaurant where a Yelp review was inferred. We were at a seafood place that sold by weight in bags covered in sauce and I ordered a pound of clams. When I got the bag no less than 1/2 the clams were still closed. All I asked for was a few bucks off the meal since we were at the…