Honestly, if my big, goofy golden ends up killing me, I’ll just be like: “eh, what ya gonna do?”

The market hasn’t spoken at all lol, the SL isn’t going anywhere. Its already being redesigned as we speak (I work for MB). The GT is by all means a better sports car, I’m not disputing that. While it may be somewhat okay on the street, it is by no means your typical Mercedes luxury ride or experience.

I know you’re just being hyperbolic here but it’s a bit unnecessary.

In your mind are all cars that are not trackday cars not good cars? 

How much do the hairdressers make where you live???

Besides the fact that he’s obviously using hyperbole, large, powerful, and comfortable GT convertibles are good. 

That is fiendish. I like it!

You misunderstood the law

I actively close that prompt so they won’t think I read it, but I did. Fuck you, I’m not a child (not you specifically, the passive aggressive sender).

None of these are the real issue. The problem is mostly that Cadillacs are generally a poor value. They have aggressive base prices but the cars are stripped with no meaningful luxury features-some of this I get since they sell to a lot of taxi fleets and the like, but even the consumer trims have convoluted trims…

I wouldn’t go blaming streaming and Netflix for the failure of independent theaters and the struggles even the chains are having. Those problems have been on going for longer than streaming has been a thing. Fuck it was a major topic back when I was in college and Netflix had just launched as the DVD by mail service.

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Prostitution, the word you’re looking for is prostitution. 

Speaking of wives, I’d be down for a $1800 month wife subscription service.

Me as well. But I would argue that PT&A IS a Thanksgiving movie, at least as much as any Halmark Christmas movie is a Christmas movie.

As we recently learned on Jalopnik, putting back the drain plug or putting lugnuts back on are not actually part of the service but are courtesies that the tech is under no obligation to perform.

You asked some very boring, unimaginative people. Where are the robot uprisings, alien invasions, and hot hail?

Seriously, Home Alone he was a side character. Uncle Buck would have been a better reference... or Summer Rental, Spaceballs, or The Great Outdoors.

“Journalists will be there and, if they’re worth a damn at all, they’ll be asking hard questions.”

Fuck Saudi Arabia, home of 9-11 murderers.  And a current murderer.  

No, no, The Family Stone is just 100% awful, as one should expect from a Diane Keaton movie post Manhattan Murder Mystery. It’s unbearably corny, and made even Rachel McAdams unwatchable.  That’s an accomplishment.