This isn’t the Kris Bryant the Cubs need, it’s the Kris Bryant the Cubs deserve.

I find it pretty good for washing down my barbecue grill. But yeah, the bottle is cool.

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

Actual story: Athlete loses, directs unrelated derogatory comment towards his opponent in post-game interview.

And it's deep too!

YMCA. It's an old man type place. They have a barber shop in the locker room. For $20 you get a terrible old school haircut and terrible advice. However, the Barber did once get in a fight in the shower. I think he's seen things.

This will be, without a doubt, the boxing equivalent of the "Chinese Democracy" album.

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

In fairness, I live in New Orleans where it always smells like urine and mildew.