Chick Fil-A is ass. And typically served at room temperature.

Forget absolutely everything else, I could not abide with the blue interior highlights.

Fuck that cheatin’ Bobby Unser!

February ‘82, driving home after midnight after an ice storm. I was driving carefully but my car lost traction and started to drift to the opposite curb - where a car was parked. I slid in and caved in the driver side door pretty good. I knocked on the door of the house that it was parked in front of. This guy comes…

They decry Socialism, yet have no problem collecting welfare, military pensions, social security, Medicare, Medicaid and subsidized housing.

I saw one a few weeks back when I was buying my new ride. One of the things that I didn’t like was its looks. As though it was writing checks that it couldn’t cover.

Why not go quasi-retro? A refresh similar to the Bronco? Get back to its gnarly roots.

Too true. The majority of Florida Man are displaced from NY, NJ, Ohio or Michigan.

And that lineage has never been proven. Only commentary from people saying “Gee, she sure had big nostrils!” So that “proved” her supposed African lineage. 

Runs? Couldn’t be bothered to move it from next to the hedge? This thing is a brick. ND/CP

Tufte should be required reading.

{cough}Sean Connery{cough}

I had that same problem with my ‘13 BMW Z4. It would start, then go into limp home mode. Shut it down and try again. After a few of these I said fuck it and traded it in for a non-BMW.

Nope. It is pervasive. Root for a particular sports team? Buy their logo sportswear? Do you have clothes with logos on them for Columbia, Nike, UA or anyone else? You are their walking billboard and you paid for the privilege. Not a boomer thing, it happens to everyone.

Ha! I see that many Kia Soul’s just driving to the hardware store and back. 

An urban myth about colored swim noodles on the back of golf carts in The Village signaling various sexual proclivities to other members of the community. I think this myth originally started as colored bath scrunchies on car aerials.

I once knew a guy who claimed to be part Cherokee. The only thing confirmed was that he was 100% asshole.

But what about noodles on your golf cart in The Villages?!?

My Jaguar F-Type has a manual volume control knob on the center console. I prefer that to the steering wheel and touch screen.

If you have to explain to someone why your 15 year old car is rare and desirable then you have purchased the wrong car.