The charging cradle could be hit or miss.

Based upon their mutual slapping actions, are these named Curly, Larry & Moe?

{cough}Sean Connery{cough}

And I’m still in the greys...

Disney has a serious problem with cash flow at ESPN. Fewer legacy TV subscribers (cable/sat) on the order of 10 million over the past few years. At roughly $8/sub/month, that works out to nearly $1 BILLION in lost license fees alone for ESPN annually.

T-Mobile cannot even provide decent coverage across downtown Phoenix with 4G. I expect 5G service to be even worse.

Did I miss this in the article, but do they know how many oil well sites were there before more infrastructure and housing was built nearby?

I had that same problem with my ‘13 BMW Z4. It would start, then go into limp home mode. Shut it down and try again. After a few of these I said fuck it and traded it in for a non-BMW.

Nope. It is pervasive. Root for a particular sports team? Buy their logo sportswear? Do you have clothes with logos on them for Columbia, Nike, UA or anyone else? You are their walking billboard and you paid for the privilege. Not a boomer thing, it happens to everyone.

I’m going to need to get a new camera mount.

Apparently I need to find a woman so they can operate my dishwasher.

A good amount of local news is not generated locally. Most of your local broadcast news is local only in weather (unless natural disasters) or sports. There is little localness to this other than every outlet covering the same car crash, robbery or community event. The same can be said for local newspapers, which are…

Ha! I see that many Kia Soul’s just driving to the hardware store and back. 

An urban myth about colored swim noodles on the back of golf carts in The Village signaling various sexual proclivities to other members of the community. I think this myth originally started as colored bath scrunchies on car aerials.

There is this Google thing. Type in “florida iguana damage”.

I once knew a guy who claimed to be part Cherokee. The only thing confirmed was that he was 100% asshole.

But what about noodles on your golf cart in The Villages?!?

My Jaguar F-Type has a manual volume control knob on the center console. I prefer that to the steering wheel and touch screen.

If you have to explain to someone why your 15 year old car is rare and desirable then you have purchased the wrong car.

Replace “turnips” with “Yukon Gold potatoes” in this recipe and get back to me which tastes better.