Oddly enough, I own a BMW convertible AND a Forester!

Ranked #10 - with a bullet! https://gaycarboys.com/top-10-gay-lesbian-lgbt-cars/top-10-gay-cars/

FCA: “Who are you going to believe? Us or your lyin’ eyes?”

I once managed 103 in my ‘66 Chevelle Malibu, down hill with a tailwind. Cop pulled me for speeding about a minute later when I had backed it down to 79.

Now let’s do a real head-to-head comparison since you wanted to compare Apple to Tesla stock.

Tesla’s gains are 15x over the past 7 years, with the majority of that occurring in the past 6 months, which is analogous with them finally showing profitability.

Allegiant has managed to get a few short-term approvals for flight suspensions.

Delta was extremely helpful in rescheduling flights for me. No cancellations, just reschedules. YMMV.

Light rail is just not economically feasible or sustainable. Current construction costs are about $100MM/mile. Atlanta’s proposed 22-mile beltway project would cost $2.2 billion just to construct. Over 20 years, they would need to move over 300k passengers daily and surcharge them $1 each to cover just the cost of…

Don’t forget that they basically used slave labor as well. Also, your rail network is designed for freight movement, not high-speed rail.

This commercial was brilliant.

And is the only American actor to appear in a Kurosawa film.

From the FM News-Press: “Lauren Luster, a communications manager for The Hertz Corporation, also confirmed its vehicles were damaged before deferring questions to local authorities.” 

41 days to mid-June. That’s 2k/day. And it is our unfortunate average over the past few weeks.

Whatever didn’t burn at RSW is now parked in the lot at Hertz Arena down here in Estero.

We will be at 150k deaths, sadly, by mid-June.

Neutral: I’m trying to convince my better half to trade her current ride for an Evoque.

Walking convention supplier floor (non-adult industry) with boss and having Kim Chambers run up, squealing my name and basically jumping up and giving me full body hug, legs wrapped around my hips. Asks how my kids are doing.

I’ve broken these rules individually over the years. Never all at the same time. And not necessarily with strippers. Porn actresses as well.

Bonds, ranked: