See also: "out [sic] eyes lock and something moves inside of me."

Absolutely. Agreed. Well said.

But you know - if we want to practice equal-opportunity body respect, and we know it's not the size of the ship or the harbor that makes the voyage - then I choose to dream of a world where even Wee Willie Winkle knows he can help his special someone make like Archie Bell and the Drells any old time.

Yes.

Sounds scary as hell. I think I would have been bedwetting until I was no longer allowed to stay at Grandma's house.

Can I come over to play Hide and Drink?

If you're anywhere near as messy as I am...maybe you do have people there, you just don't know it:)

But have you at least seen the rooms? I ask with all respect...not to be snarky.

I know what you mean...and I think many of us would overlook this behavior from neighbors or friends - but they weren't just friends. They weren't even distant siblings.

I know what you mean. I would have a lot more emotional, if not cognitive, dissonance even if I found out a sibling had done something that atrocious. I'd accept that it happened, but I expect my feelings for the sibling would be an absolute mess of conflicted shit for a long time.

Why thank you kindly! You've made my evening:)

Yeah, but he's had frog-mouth since he was 20. Age did not make it so.

Yes. Women need more men telling them that they should work out more or else their bodies won't adequately please a man in yet one more way.

Free boobing! I have a new phrase! LOVE IT.

They are teething on my heart.

Oh yes, thank you!!!! Had to bite down on my wallet it was so nommycute. Definitely a needed counterpoint to today's extra helping of news horrors.

Actually, the more you hear about these brothers the more I think you're both getting at a real set of behaviors, here (rageful sarcasm totally understood) - not so much on the "patriotic decorating" but the fact that at least one of the brothers was visibly a "good guy" - gave kids rides on his motorcycle, attended…

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COMPELLINGLY FREEKING MEE OOUUUT.

Why does she kind of remind me of George Clooney?