Lauding her “brilliant scholarship” and “intellectual generosity” and noting that the French government recently bestowed a prestigious award upon her,

The bumpers fall off the back of his cars...in the rain. That’s some 1970s shit.

But also free cocaine.

But Vows! And the Real Estate section. And the travel section. How else will you learn about what marginally employed part-time crafters and “artisans” do on their (presumably copious) time off. “Emma, a 23-year-old part-time employee at an artisanal cheese shop in Red Hook, recently returned from a seven-week hiking…

dang what a noob not removing them softspare lol

Trump is not a billionaire. 

Being a workaholic is not an admirable trait. CEOs who can’t delegate and who can’t balance responsibilities cannot be successful in the long-run. He clearly isn’t taking the advice of those around him, which is another example of why he’s good at starting businesses but not good at running them well. 

Color me not surprised - he has a reputation as a workaholic, and trying to run a bunch of different companies simultaneously doesn’t help. He should delegate more work already, and maybe not jump into new shit while Tesla is in crunch-time.

Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Seriously.

He had to work on his BIRTHDAY?? Oh, the horror.
This is someone with infinite options to choose another way to be. Who could choose to use his money for something other than earning more of it. 

Oh, boo hoo. Hopefully Musk has some $100 bills around to wipe his tears with.

It does look like a well rounded game, not like some of the bare bones shovelware that gets thrown on Steam

His emo billionaire schtick is so tired it’s pathetic at this point and no amount of fluffing from the NYTimes is going to make him a sympathetic character.

The gallows at the center of town.

When you’re an immensely powerful man worth nearly $20 billion who tweets like an impulsive, immature teenager and discourages employees from unionizing...

He bought in the expectation that the price would rise, based on information released in a public statement by the CEO.

1. Mr Musk says something stupid on Twitter

He bought on the premise that Musk was telling the truth at the time. Which we now know he wasn’t. After he couldn’t prove he had financing, stock sunk.

What’s the mystifying part? Markets move regularly on whatever information is publicly available about a company. When a company releases information that causes a market to move, it has to operate within SEC regulations so that it’s not manipulating its value fraudulently.

Thankfully he wasn’t shot down. The jets were to keep him close to the water. He also seemed to have at least a tiny bit of concern for others. He didn’t take anyone with him, didn’t run into traffic, and he kept it close to the coast. Audio has him saying that he’s going to do a barrel roll then crash and video seems…