Lauding her “brilliant scholarship” and “intellectual generosity” and noting that the French government recently bestowed a prestigious award upon her,

The bumpers fall off the back of his cars...in the rain. That’s some 1970s shit.

Stock dropping 8% in a few days, almost certainly off the buffoonery of its CEO, is news, even if the stock had risen a lot in recent years.

Ah, the vaunted Rosanne defense. 

Musk is on the fast track to getting Papa-Johned out of his own company. Maybe he’ll get some sympathy if he admits he’s been tweeting and doing interviews hopped up on Ambien. Nah, pretty sure it’s too late for that now. 

But also free cocaine.

But Vows! And the Real Estate section. And the travel section. How else will you learn about what marginally employed part-time crafters and “artisans” do on their (presumably copious) time off. “Emma, a 23-year-old part-time employee at an artisanal cheese shop in Red Hook, recently returned from a seven-week hiking…

dang what a noob not removing them softspare lol

Elon. Buddy. I am neither your friend nor your enemy. I just have the same advice for everyone: stop tweeting.

“ Despite everything, Musk says he’s just going to keep tweeting.”

Why? Is tweeting worth more than Tesla? than Hyperloop? Than your secret interstellar invite-only libertarian colony ship? WHY? 

“he insisted…

Trump is not a billionaire. 

Being a workaholic is not an admirable trait. CEOs who can’t delegate and who can’t balance responsibilities cannot be successful in the long-run. He clearly isn’t taking the advice of those around him, which is another example of why he’s good at starting businesses but not good at running them well. 

Color me not surprised - he has a reputation as a workaholic, and trying to run a bunch of different companies simultaneously doesn’t help. He should delegate more work already, and maybe not jump into new shit while Tesla is in crunch-time.

Fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Seriously.

He had to work on his BIRTHDAY?? Oh, the horror.
This is someone with infinite options to choose another way to be. Who could choose to use his money for something other than earning more of it. 

Oh, boo hoo. Hopefully Musk has some $100 bills around to wipe his tears with.

It does look like a well rounded game, not like some of the bare bones shovelware that gets thrown on Steam

His emo billionaire schtick is so tired it’s pathetic at this point and no amount of fluffing from the NYTimes is going to make him a sympathetic character.

The gallows at the center of town.

When you’re an immensely powerful man worth nearly $20 billion who tweets like an impulsive, immature teenager and discourages employees from unionizing...

He bought in the expectation that the price would rise, based on information released in a public statement by the CEO.