I get the sense that Tim Allen wishes he was more oppressed as a conservative. He’s a completely harmless conservative comedian with a crappy, easy sitcom, an iconic Disney character, and a sci-fi/comedy everyone is crossing their fingers for a followup of. The closest he got to being “protested” was when everyone…

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

She is actually made up of many, many smaller Roseannes, working towards a common goal and bound together in a sophisticated bio-mechanical human suit.

She has a diversity of opinions; sometimes she thinks Chinamen are the worst, and sometimes it’s black people.

lol “commie,” what are you, Red Forman?

US media is too busy running “inspiring” stories about old men walking 8 miles to work each day, or dads working 7 days a week at 3 jobs to buy their daughters a grad dress, or students going RIGHT back to work after getting seriously injured in car accidents, because the REAL story is that perseverance leads to succe…

Amazon told the Guardian that the company is proud of its record on worker safety

That’s awful

[ Orders diapers ]

“It’s a bar that serves food. I live in KC and this is policy there.”

Shenanigans was bought out by Mishegoss. But there’s a Hijinks opening about 5 minutes away. So, options.

She was obviously running some very clever scam where she gets out of paying for dinner by paying before the food comes. Very clever, but can’t put one past that super-smart manager who sees through that “pay for the food first” ruse.

Exactly. And his whole “oh you’re gonna be here all night” bullshit? Motherfucker, if she wants to stay until last call that is her goddamned right because she has cash in hand and you are open for business. 

The question is: Is the policy uniformly enforced for all patrons? If it’s only applied to...certain people...that’s a problem.

Interesting ethical dilemma.

I suppose I’m just trying to exercise some empathy for the mentally ill - even if they happen to be criminals. I’m guessing this fella didn’t choose his lot in life. No one willingly opts for the ‘low IQ sexual deviant’ package.

That’s pretty callous. He’s a mental defective, not a monster.

Sports bottle, duh.

THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY JUUL!

Same reason it is a pair of pants, but a bra.

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