He was probably disappointed in the level of hooker and/or amount of blow you expected to party with.

Ask Ammon Bundy.

What about where they put the rats on your stomach and cover them with a metal bowl or pot strapped onto you, then heat the bowl so the rats try to escape by digging down through your innards?

Wait a minute, this shit works?

Hepatitis literally means inflammation of the liver. This can be the result of an infection with one of the five strains of the hepatitis virus, or it can result from other sources of liver damage (alcohol being the most common).

Also offensive: the team nickname “Indians”.

That makes for a more interesting problem: how many kids in the car versus who is on the street. If it’s just me in the car and the Trump family crossing the street, fuck ‘em. If it’s four kids, drive me off the cliff. If I have my kids in the car and there’s one kid in the street, run him over. But how do you…

Note he put out a statement, that means his handlers wrote it. The words apology and sorry will never cross his lips.

Who is this “Gizmodo Media Group” you refer to throughout the article?

Nope. He wrote off future depreciation of some buildings to offset the debt forgiveness, created a public company to take over those buildings, paid himself $82 million as Chairman, and bankrupted that company.

She reads all the papers!

Shit’s gonna get awkward when they get divorced.