I can say that I've smoked six paper joints by myself (Bioshock 2, Bioshock Infinite release days and my bday every year) that's two wide, three long. And never gotten sick, or paranoid. I've smoked tin can kush from BC, wax, done dabbers, and eaten it in various baked goods. I've done multiple BC honey oil blade…
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My dealer spliced hemlock into my kush. Now I'm dead.
My swiffer's main use is killing spiders I find in my bedroom. I usually try to trap them and take them outside if I can, but I just cannot deal with them in my bedroom because if I see one and lose it, I have a 0% chance of being able to sleep without picturing spiders crawling all over me.
He's scoping everything out. They're going to come home with a busted window and a missing TV tomorrow. With only a single feather left as his calling card.
That is some serious counter-trolling. Great work by Esposito.
The wonderful Cameron Esposito had a number of great tweets today about Indiana's bullshit "religious freedom" law
Just a note from experience dealing with fruit flies at bars...
If you're having serious fruit fly problems (or fungus gnats from houseplants) in a compost box, you can always treat the box/ plants with nematodes. These microscopic animals (they look like worms, but are not worms) devour the fly larvae in the soil/ box, leaving nothing but a pile of corpses behind (not really, but…
I just want to see them sexy legs!
That's kind of how I feel about the whole interview, tbh. The last thing this culture is suffering from is "too little" focus/judgment on people's appearances, ESPECIALLY of the "I personally don't find you attractive enough to wear that" variety. STFU and mind your own business, nobody's forcing you to look. Bleah.
Agreed. My husband has nice legs, so bring on the shorts!
perhaps women more often leave the work force to raise children
Maybe he's wearing a dewy finish foundation.
Yes. GWB had the distinguished silver fox thing going on. Cruz looks like a sweaty pale faced farmer.
Vincent Adultman!
My birthday is in two days.
We also did a formal faux-posal and fancy meal, but I don't even remember the month, let alone the date! Then again, we've been known to forget our actual wedding anniversary. We're not formal people.
Kids, listen. You are the future of this country. The future canon fodder in sketchy wars in far off countries, the future low paid office worker cogs with barely any benefits, the future indebted students working in retail as you bow and scrape for these rich paragons of our country when they come into your store to…
Back when I was a teenager & in my twenties (when it happened to me ALL the time), I would say "I would, but my dad died this morning... so...."
The other thing I would do, is I practiced this crazy creepy smile in the mirror while perfecting unsmiling dead eyes. I would do that at people who told me to smile and say…