Augusta National, the golf club whose most famous event is the Masters, was an all-white club more recently (1990) than this organization was (1979). I don’t see a lot of angst or demands for apologies from Master’s winners (including Tiger Woods, who won the Masters the same year Kemper attended this debutante ball).…

That’s probably the best apology of its genre I’ve seen and certainly comes across as sincere. Good on her.

no matter who the best Friend is, Ross will always be absolute fucking worst.

Ross is way worse than Chandler.

I just love that “Angry Obama” is his foundation’s top donor tier.

Jaysusfuckingchrist, Bill is 65. 65 is not old. If you’re 22, maybe. If you’re 76, like me, 65 is not old. Sit down, punk.

Yep. It’s a hit piece just to be a hit piece. The Gates Foundation has been investing a _lot_ of money into things that have the potential to improve quality of life for a lot of people. Drinking water, electric power, all sorts of things.

“Mr. The Newsroom and Ms. “I Used to Be a Supermodel and Married to Ric Ocasek”

Well, she traded up with Willoughby 

“It will happen for you one day” is one of the nuttier things well-meaning people say to me. It’s strange, like saying “you will win the lottery one day” or possibly “you will get hit by lightning one day”. I mean... even if I WERE to meet someone who is the marrying kind, that’s not necessarily a happy ending? Some…

This is good.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

A choice between a guy who preyed on little girls and one who brought the killer of little girls to justice.....

I hope she beat the secret service agents with a Turducken

Would it help if I told you the story about my aunt getting in trouble with the secret service for throwing a whole cooked ham at Dick Cheney?

No one cares about your boner.

Yeah, I’m all for scrutinizing the shit out of the media we consume, but far too many people are too quick to cry #FAKENEWS and move on without actually investigating or doing the most basic research.

Because it scares the fuck out of you when a predator does this to you. As soon as she felt powerful enough, she had him removed from the venue.

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

Just say “It’s lovely to meet you, can’t wait to get a chance to chat over dinner and see some of Paris”.