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Octopus Out of Control
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Birth control hormones in the water are making more dudes gay. I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking frogs gay!!! Do you understand that??!!! I am sick of this CRAP!!! I AM SICK OF BEING SOCIAL ENGINEERED!!!

At an AIDS benefit which Sharon Stone is hosting.
Sharon Stone: 320. Are you in?
Puff Daddy: I don't have 320… right now.
Sharon Stone: What the fuck have you been spending it on? CRACK!!!

The end of the movie, RabinSanders would meet an elementary school girl walking down the street and offer her a werther's. "What's the matter kid? Take the candy!" The girl would run away. He would return to his lab, "Veronica, what are they teaching these kids these days? Someone offers you a candy, you take it!"

Why not both? Trump could appear in a weekly tv show where he answers questions from like Alex Jones about how things are going in the government and whether or not he has fixed the problem of the chemicals turning the frogs gay to show that he is a benevolent leader. He could also fire people in government live on

Hmmm…
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Eh. I am not a very cultured person.

I think that the British people use their teapots to boil water or something. It is actually faster to do than boiling in a big pot. I think. I am not sure if I am misremembering this.

They eat cats in Switzerland. Dogs too. They also didn't let women vote in Switzerland until the 70s.

Would not eat a cat, and would judge anyone who ate a cat. However, I would eat a dog, depending on the breed. No to German shepard, but maybe dobermans.

Azealia Banks/ Kanye

Yes they do

Brah. Trump is trolling you guys. The good old boys and anime nazi gamers that voted for him eat this shit up.

I dunno

The pagans being Nazis reminded me of it.

2016 felt like it was spiraling out of control after the Pulse Night Club Shooting and the Dallas cop shooting. Then it kind of got back on track, until about when the protests at Standing Rock started happening and the gas company was releasing dogs on the protesters, then it went off the rails again.

There is a genre of music called neofolk that has a bunch of pagan shit and fascist Nazi shit too.

American imperialism is racist as fuck, and it will go on whether Trump, Clinton, or Sanders became president .

That is why you wish a death on someone like, "I wish Donald Trump dies of ebola" or "I wish Donald Trump falls off of a cliff because he is drunk and gets eaten by crocodiles."

Eh. Poor people didn't show up to vote for Clinton, and I am not just talking about poor whites. Clinton should have emphasized how Trump was going to screw over the working class worse than she was going to screw over the working class. Her messaging was stupid.
Also Bernie would have cleaned up in

"Just offer some more shit to poor people. More will come out to vote for you. "
"Nah. Nah. We just have to get more racist. "