The comments aren’t Jezebel.

Also why choose the play where the protagonists are practically bullied into suicides by societal expectations?

Also not so romantic when you consider they were 1) teenagers who 2) basically did an impulsive Las Vegas wedding a day or so after meeting for the first time and 3) killed themselves at the end.

Nothing says “years of wedded bliss” like referencing a story that ends with “and then they both died.”

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

None of my vehicles use more than 1/2qt between changes. Couple of those have over 200k.

None of my cars in the last 15 years have used more then 1 liter (1 quart) every 10,000kms (between oil changes) which is 6200 miles. If I had a car that used a quart every 2000 miles I would assume it was assembled by morons who could not read a bore gauge or had rings made of cheese. There is no way that’s normal!

it’s what make a Subaru, apparently.

Dogs really do like them, though. Which is a little weird when you think about it.

I don’t have any particular problem with Subaru, even after my wife’s Outback had the mandatory head gasket issue. I just find it hilarious when a soulless multinational corporation tries to sell itself as being all warm and fuzzy.

Meanwhile former Saturn owners say “That’s not much oil get over it” Self Changing oil it’s a feature, top up wiht every fill up, change the filter every 5000 miles.

No surprises here, my 2015 Crosstrek burned through 2 quarts of oil by the time I hit 2,500 miles. I religiously checked my oil at each fill-up and was still appalled at what I saw.

Subaru “improperly denied many warranty repairs, and then, more recently, secretly changed the scope of its warranty coverage without telling affected drivers.”