Uh, this is pretty much the equivalent of saying that native representation in movies either doesn’t exist or can only be Johnny Depp playing Tonto.

not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

See, I’m hoping for a Harry Bartleby the Scrivener, who is just so done with the wizarding world’s shit, like haven’t I already done enough for you people.

You mean a character who was an immature dork in the beginning of it all managed to mature a bit to where he could leave it at home with no problem?

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

So, this isn’t a mural from the Pawnee, IN courthouse?

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

If they don’t want “lightening” rounds, can we have some “enlightening” rounds?

First thought.

Wow guys you called it

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

Lord of the Rings: Return of the White Gay Man

No Country For Old White Gay Men