My buddy went and said they saw at least two droids with dried semen on them and a T’wilek dancer fighting with her boyfriend behind a space dumpster over a teen runaway that screwed him on a meth deal. Sounded pretty authentic to me.

Your reaction makes me side even harder with the article

Lol, nerd.

Yea this is some clickbait trash headline. As someone who suffers from mental health issues I have some things I’d like to say to Candace but I’m trying to be a better person so I’ll forgive her ignorance but I sure as hell ain’t clicking on another goddamn thing she writes.