But still 3 hp more than the first 4-barrel 5.0L Fox-body Mustangs!  

That’s the thing, at least people could plead some semblance of ignorance to how stupid & wasteful that stuff was at the time. Plus it was cool & dramatic.

This thing is wasteful, solely to be wasteful, without any sort of presence. Roll up anywhere in this thing and you look like a cop, a soccer mom or a traveling…

I drive a full size 2011 truck with less than 200hp.  The 4.3L V-6 offers the fuel economy of a V-8 and the power of a 4 cylinder. 

“Alright, gonna grab that nice shiny BMW over there...”

Why would anyone steal a Maxima ever. And don’t tell me sell it for parts - why would anyone drive a Maxima ever?

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

Can’t we just all drive along? 

Tough isn’t about being able to crush another driver to blood and twisted metal by driving over them while sipping a Monster Energy drink; tough is driving around knowing you could be crushed to to blood and twisted metal by someone sipping a Monster Energy drink, but going out and driving your ridiculous little…

“because capitalism and economics” is exactly how we got where we are now. You’re right, enough IS enough and wages have to start beating inflation for the first time in decades or all these big forces in the economy aren’t going to have anyone to sell to

The Regal TourX is a little prettier and sleeker, but you definitely bought the better vehicle, in terms of both capability and resale value.

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

Took some advice I read on the internet and grabbed one of these “American” wagons. 250-hp turbo 4 with zero buyers remorse.

You know, the safety cage thing. The closest thing to that today is the new Volvo V60 wagon.

I’m doing some back of the napkin math here on this one, but my best estimate says the Nile is about 4130 miles long. So if this thing is doing 120 Niles per hour, that translates to 495,600 mph!

I mean...something will happen right? We’re talking about a country where a guy with a rifle entered a pizza and ping pong parlor to free child sex slaves based on some 4chan shit.

Top Gear Top Tip.

Here’s hoping! Otherwise, you may as well look into the Maserati Kubang with a custom badge.

You mean that the “average price of a car” has been stable? My understanding was that the median new car price was rising faster than inflation corrected for real wages.

Even a GTO can't outrun the proletariat.