“The Uber app is far superior and reigns supreme over any of their downsides.”

Speed is fun but really, you can’t do it on the street. Not for long, before the flashy blue lights pop up and rain on your parade.

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They are really bad. Right up there with the aluminum F150 vs Silverado in bad. Sometimes I think these marketing assholes try to make the worst commercials possible for buzz.

I can remember one I think it was for the Malibu where the car is de-badged and one of the “real” people claims they think the car is “a mix between a Tesla and a BMW.”

Scientist have actually translated the sounds. It actually says “All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there”.  

Her brother, the welder:

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

Less important than the explosive force, the bomb will suck all the oxygen out of the caves, leading to catastrophic decompression, meaning the target’s lungs will explode. That is why it is used on the tunnels.

Lol. The MOAB probably costs less than the FOAB too. Not fair! We need gender neutral bombs! Don’t oppress transgender bombs either! They can’t help they were born with a bombdick but need a bombgina.

How dare they assume that bombs gender.

To one up the US, Russia should drop their “Father of all Bombs” bomb on ISIS next week. I mean, no harm done right, its just ISIS.

Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

You’re preaching to the choir my friend. Not to hack on GM specifically but did you know that in 2006, just before GM went into bankruptcy protection, GM’s retiree health benefits added $1300 to the cost of every single car and truck made in the US? The costs of their poorly negotiated labour contracts were passed on…

PLOT TWIST! People are too small!

Well, this happened, for one:

Everybody lies about the actual length and girth of their rods anyway.

THERE ARE MORE!!

Don’t joke. The Stag will vomit a cylinder head in your general direction.