Glad we made you smile, hope you were electrified into action and were grounded by the experience.

I’d really like you to be correct about that but part of my job involves tracking inflow/outflow of these demographics, and we’re just not seeing what you’re describing.

Any Swedish hoon video pretty much shoots that theory down right away. (As a matter of fact, I think they do it better than we do.)

Hey, if it weren’t for porn, the internet wouldn’t be what it is today. Jalopnik.com would be just a boring, text-bast server board. We’d still be using a 300 bit per second modem to SLOWLY download your text based comments and raise hell if you caused the data transfer to lag while we downloaded a bitmap image of…

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

Things are not fucked up right now. Statistically you are safer now than at any other time in history. Your access to information is greater, that’s all. Keep in mind no one was killed. It wasn’t the Boston marathon all over again.

You mean like a second bomb?

Good God things are fucked up right now. Makes me sad. My whole family (most of us) served out of love for this country, to protect this country, and yet people are still too pansy to admit what’s going on. Are we gonna just keep denying the shit and admit we are having a serious problem, or we gonna do something…

<3 Please. Never ever, ever take me seriously.

I dont know why that reminds me of this:

Lyfter du ens bro?

Auto-GCAS FTW

How much is this one worth?