Glad someone put that red circle on the van cause that blue tarp on the left almost sucked me in.

So in your infinite wisdom you’ve ensured that a fucking bobbleheaded Berman would torment me every time I clicked on Deadspin for a few days? Ok, guess BBC is my bitch.

The picture at the top of this story is a (“a”, not “the”) leading reason why this country will have someone not qualified to catch dogs in Anycounty USA sworn in as my Commander in Chief in roughly a week.

Los Mutha’ Fuckin’ Angeles Osprey - LMFAO

If you have a stone leave it in the oven at all times - unless it’s a convection oven as the stone might interfere with the convectioning

If you have a stone leave it in the oven at all times - unless it’s a convection oven as the stone might interfere…

LA15-7 Mary 3&4, fuck yeah

Apart from the fucked up application technique I’ll bet that bottle isn’t filled with de-iceing fluid or even a mixture of de-iceing fluid and hot water. I’m guessing the bottle is filled with warm water. Shit I wouldn’t be surprised if they pulled it off the water cooler in the break room 10 minutes ago.

He ran into a laundry list of problems

I have called this principle, by which, each slight variation, if useful, is preserved, by the term Natural Selection.

That was the most entertaining hockey game I’ve watched since Team North America disbanded.

I asked the dog to help clean up the mess she made, she gave me the stinkeye and went into full surrender monkey mode. Any suggestions for punishment?