In every election I’ve voted in before this one I could see the merits of the “other” candidate. I’m guessing I’ve been an officer in the United States Marine Corps longer than you’ve been alive. There was no merit in voting for Trump in this election, in fact if you did and continue to defend that decision I am…

Glad someone put that red circle on the van cause that blue tarp on the left almost sucked me in.

Just wait one damn second Mr Knowitall, your article and video reek of weakness and I will not have it. While educating my kids in the art of driving I’ve always adhered to the teachings and theories of Cole Trickle. I’ve always told the kids I know it in my heart that if they see a cloud of smoke on the highway…

So in your infinite wisdom you’ve ensured that a fucking bobbleheaded Berman would torment me every time I clicked on Deadspin for a few days? Ok, guess BBC is my bitch.

The picture at the top of this story is a (“a”, not “the”) leading reason why this country will have someone not qualified to catch dogs in Anycounty USA sworn in as my Commander in Chief in roughly a week.

Los Mutha’ Fuckin’ Angeles Osprey - LMFAO

If you have a stone leave it in the oven at all times - unless it’s a convection oven as the stone might interfere with the convectioning

If you have a stone leave it in the oven at all times - unless it’s a convection oven as the stone might interfere…

LA15-7 Mary 3&4, fuck yeah

Apart from the fucked up application technique I’ll bet that bottle isn’t filled with de-iceing fluid or even a mixture of de-iceing fluid and hot water. I’m guessing the bottle is filled with warm water. Shit I wouldn’t be surprised if they pulled it off the water cooler in the break room 10 minutes ago.

As a pilot I’d only be interested in finding the hole. To climb or descend through I mean.

Roll Clouds or as the interwebs refers to them; “irrefutable evidence of a tight formation of gubmint chemtrail layin’ airplanes”

He ran into a laundry list of problems

“It may come as a surprise one of our deadliest agencies even cares about the environment...”

I have called this principle, by which, each slight variation, if useful, is preserved, by the term Natural Selection.

That was the most entertaining hockey game I’ve watched since Team North America disbanded.

Reminds me of the old story of an F-16 being told to “go around” because a B-52 had declared an emergency with an engine out and needed to land first. As the F-16 applies power to go around the pilot says sardonically over the tower freq: “Ah, the dreaded seven engine approach”.

In that usage it needs to be “sammich”

I asked the dog to help clean up the mess she made, she gave me the stinkeye and went into full surrender monkey mode. Any suggestions for punishment?

“Do you have any idea what they do to those chickens???”