Dear Lifelong Ford Fans,

Dear Ford,
These are not the small cars we want.
Love,
Lifelong Ford Fan

Environmentally conscious, tech-forward younger to middle-aged people with money are Tesla’s bread and butter- people like me. I wanted a Tesla so badly when the Model X and Y were released; I dreamed of having one that was charged by a Tesla roof in a world where my energy impact would be seriously reduced and I’d…

And then they have the temerity to call normal people “snowflakes.”

“there’s no word if the officers will face any sort of discipline (they almost certainly will not.).”

Gotta give them credit for thinking outside the box.

The private equity vampire finds a new neck. 

- sent from my iPhone

Nailed it.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up; and long ago somebody left with the cup...

Controlled? Come on. This is the Francis Scott Key bridge. There should at least be rockets and bombs bursting in air. 

14,000 people are losing their jobs so Musk can be a racist on Twitter and ask Tesla for a $55 billion bonus.

Yep. I mis-placed that one. 

I think the gif is from Airplane 

I’m at a point where I don’t think we should be fighting to keep idiots alive any more.

IMO it does not make sense to buy an EV if you are planning to rely on a charging network for anything outside of the occasional longer trip. If it is your commuter car, you’d better have a 40Amp+ charger in your garage or dedicated parking space. Anything else and you’re better off with a PHEV, HEV, or just regular…

These types of articles are why I came to Jalopnik in the first place. We need more deep dives into obscure and rarely covered sections of the automotive world. Channel your inner Jason Torchinsky and bring back the weird stuff!

Their “no victim” argument is totally a double-standard for Trump. I’m sure if every immigrant home-owner decided to re-assess and undervalue their property to avoid paying taxes, the GOP/Fox News crowd would lose their goddamn minds.

Bold assumption that no one has ever brought this up to the operating DOT, especially since the police have been called there on multiple occasions. Until the cost of sending cops out there outweighs whatever changes need to happen so people slow down, it is unlikely the municipality in charge will do anything.

Everything I know about diplomatic immunity I learned watching Lethal Weapon 2.