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He publicly called a man a pedophile for daring to suggest that one of Musk’s harebrained schemes was, in fact, harebrained and then doubled down on this when he mistook the fellow’s petite but fully legal wife for an underage Thai girl. I don’t know if that counts as terrible but it definitely happened and seems at

I’d like someone to actually state something legitimately bad that he’s done...

I couldn’t think of just one terrible thing Elon has done, so here’s a bunch.

Ah yes, my great grandpappy said the same thing - his whale oil lamp industry tanked the same day James Garfield was sworn into office. Could not have been a coincidence...

Yeah, it was definitely Obama’s fault and not the proliferation of handheld devices with high quality digital cameras. Your archaic industry is dying. Maybe you should go work at a newspaper or something.

Oof, who could have predicted Donald Trump might be a disloyal ally?

Anyone whos seen this, knows what DEFCON is.....

Every fucking time this sort of think comes up, there’s a fucking “that guy” polishing his fucking monocle.

Remember when Trump wanted to go to the capitol?  

Its essentially a level up system, you gain experience to unlock pass “levels” unlocking new stuff. Except that it has a reset when a new “season” of content drops. Better level up to get those rewards from Season 1, b/c once S2 rolls around. They are unobtainable.

I can’t speak for all battle passes, but in my experience with them, you pay money to unlock a progression bar that awards you prizes as you play/progress. Often, you get something immediately for buying it.

However, if you don’t finish progressing before the “season” ends, you don’t get what you didn’t unlock.

In my

Simple rule about Americans. Tell us we have to do something, we riot. Make it optional and some might tune in.

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

Right. Because Jesus is famously the fuck these sick people guy. Their savior who cured leprosy absolutely draws the line at HIV. 

There have been a few games where my thinking was, “Man, this game is 100% free, I’ve had tons of hours of fun with it, let me throw $10 to the developers as a way of showing my appreciation, and also I get to look cooler.”

Sir, this is the internet. You are going to have to take your reasonable and measured opinion somewhere else. 

Someday we will look back at this article and laugh at it the same we laugh at old ads like “More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette!”

You might want to Google “Vaping-associated Pulmonary Injury”, and then retract your statement that: “Vaping has never harmed anyone”.

JFC, did I really just read this?