I was always under the impression that you simply couldn’t open those passenger / emergency exist doors while the plane was in flight. Maybe the plastic cover of the door moved a couple inches, but I doubt the door itself did.

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My wife and I were just talking about this movie! We called the robots “low-rent Daleks,” which is saying something. If you subscribe to Shudder, Joe Bob Briggs does this movie on Last Drive-In.

I saw the article topic and the first thing that popped into my head was “the after hours store party in Chopping Mall”. Would have never expected someone else to say that. Or what it says about us.

“1. Why didn’t they contract, ya know, a car company to build these?”

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

God, when Missouri is ahead of you in ... well anything you are seriously failing

You’re missing the point, though.

This happened in Buffalo not that long ago. It just takes one tractor trailor to get stuck or jack-knife at the right time during a storm to slow the plows down enough where it can cause a perfect shit-storm.

FINNISH HIM!

WTF is going on in Sweden and/or Germany that Keanu knows about, but I don’t?

You sure can tell a story. I started feeling levity (haha, semi-porn setup), to *uh oh* (“[I am a] black man”), to “Curb your Enthusiasm” level impending doom (“a little girl answers”) to actual dread ("it wasn't Carol", "I just walked in") to relief - they were normal people and you were safe. Damn you and here's…

This I why I tell people to have all Craiglist-type deals carried out in the parking lot of the local police station. If they’re desperate enough to try and rob you there then the police need to know about it immediately, plus they’ll have their evidence on camera already.

Can we please stop asking celebrities to have opinions beyond their latest role? They’re as dumb and uneducated as the general public, just prettier, but you don’t see cameras asking every average Becky on the street what she thinks of vaccine mandates - for good reason.

Patently untrue

Sure, yeah, people protesting for civil rights are totally the same thing as idiots who make their cars spin.

Tragic, not ironic.

This situation is actually ironic.  Unlike anything in that f$#king song.

Was there no warning sign?

It’s pretty obviously Italian, look at the labeling on the box.

idk, I’d be tempted to call as well if someone pulled up to a pump and fell asleep while blocking the pump. At best, you are too tired to drive, at worst, you are impaired or have a medical issue.