I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

I’m just gonna drop this here.

Auto insurance uses a broad pool, exactly the kind GOP anti-policy figures refuse to allow. Which means that comparatively, even if you mess up, the financial hit is less, as a portion of your total earnings.

I think Sons of Patriarchy would be a better name.

(Am I the only one having trouble posting images? When I do, they show up as doubled, and then become huge.)

While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

That was dangerous. The Coast Guard should issue that whale a cetacean.

I think you mean Sad-turday.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

Is that the officially sanctioned police grip these days or this just a thug hiding behind a badge?

Just so I understand...The off duty cop is on the ground, surrounded by other police officers (which is maybe a little suspicious, but doesn’t scream racism yet). They eventually recognize him, and tell him to get up. At the same time, a rando cop arrives on the scene, see’s the off-duty cop up/getting up and shoots…

Counterpoint: It’s a foul ball off the bat of Jay Bruce in a meaningless game. 

Or he was cleverly disguised in a literally any English dude costume.

Gained baseball, gained free hand to hold beer. I see a win.

If only she had been warned of his poor decision-making beforehand

What about a goth wedding? If the couple is really goth?

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

Also joining the tour are Terrell Owens giving a lecture on “How to Wisely Invest,” and Ray Rice with his topic on “Proper Elevator Etiquette.”

I guarantee that this will be a financial success for him because.... rape isn’t really a crime in this country.