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So Ben Carson’s thesis is the opposite of Trading Places? Let’s test it the same way then. Let’s see how far wunderkin Jared Kushner gets dropped off on the streets of Philadelphia with nothing but an EBT card and a suit from Goodwill.

An RPG as dark and ambitious as

States’ rights is one of their second class policies. It’s the argument they use to get the things they want like dismantling entitlements. When you look at this administration’s orders regarding things like, oh I don’t know, sanctuary cities, suddenly it’s all about the rule of law. 

I love weird (sports) history shit like this. Thank you.

I was through Pittsburgh in the 80s. Parents would not let their children in the rivers. Now people kayak through dahntahn on a leisurely Saturday like it’s nothing.

This would be amazing in Vive Room Scale.

Thank you, I’ve been looking for this for months.

Yeah, but if that board ends up wedged in a pier or walkway and that teather wraps around him?

Even with expert level skills, this looks like he’s just one small random gust away from becoming an exquisitely mangled corpse.

“Battle Tested” is an overly flattering way of describing the privilege of institutional experience. Pittsburgh didn’t do shit for their first 23 years, back when there were only 12 teams in the whole NHL. Then after briefly flirting with success around the 90s, they went back into the toilet. Which by virtue of

Any historians in the house? Out of the previous 44 Presidents, how many of them ever needed to distance themselves from violent criminals and/or terrorists? How many of them had their equivalent of David Duke or this Jeremy Christian or these other jagoffs coming out of the woodwork that they needed to denounce

Maybe, but Tiger Woods has demonstrated that he can make perfectly shitty decisions without the sauce.

Yeah, how gay marriage isn’t a thing there still baffles me. Especially after exporting “Please Like Me”. At least you have the gun thing taken care of though.

I really dig this dude’s videos as he explains things like a mentally unhinged professor that nests explanations inside of explanations, which is really the only way I grasp information.

1: Paul Ryan is not the representative of any kids in New Jersey.

At this point I don’t even care how long or short it is, I just want it over.

Thanks for staying up!

I mean my standards are so low right now, I approve that we haven’t accidently nuked ourselves yet. So maybe yeah if that’s what they’re measuring by.

Quality writing <3

That’s fucked up. +1